[Normally, Magnus would apologize, as he understands his new upgrades have made him quite...unwieldy. However, the tone this one takes with him is enough to immediately sour his mood and swallow his apology.]
Excuse me, but it appears that you're the one at fault here. You see, it's your responsibility to watch for pedestrians. I don't see any speed limit postings around here, but judging by the fact that you were unable to stop safely and properly, it's only right to assume that you were, indeed, speeding.
If that weren't enough, I could hear you blaring your horn and playing your music in "raucous manner" [Yes, there are air quotes.] so I'll go ahead and add 'disturbing the peace' to the citation I'm about to write you.
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Excuse me, but it appears that you're the one at fault here. You see, it's your responsibility to watch for pedestrians. I don't see any speed limit postings around here, but judging by the fact that you were unable to stop safely and properly, it's only right to assume that you were, indeed, speeding.
If that weren't enough, I could hear you blaring your horn and playing your music in "raucous manner" [Yes, there are air quotes.] so I'll go ahead and add 'disturbing the peace' to the citation I'm about to write you.