buttmurdered: i'm embarrassed for me too (i'm embarrassed for you)
Leonardo Watch ([personal profile] buttmurdered) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log 2016-08-01 08:58 pm (UTC)

Leonardo Watch | Blood Blockade Battlefront

lights down low;
[This young man doesn't seem to be at all bothered by the lack of light. Which is weird, because his eyes are closed? Maybe he's blind? Maybe he's just relying on intuition? Maybe he's just an idiot?]

[Either way, he's making his way around the ship, and you may notice he has a small creature with him.]


I wonder what happened here? Is it already shutting down? Does that mean the oxygen's going to run out? I can't breathe in space!

[Is he.... talking to himself? He sure is. What a weirdo.]

[But speaking of that creature, even if you're several feet away, it's noticed you. And faster than you can blink, it's right in front of you, looking at you curiously. What the heck?!]

[More curiously, the young man is running towards you at a much slower pace, already getting a little winded and flailing his hands in your direction]


Sonic, what are you doing? They can't turn the lights back on! [And a beat, as he finally catches up to you and pauses to catch his breath. He tilts his head towards you] You can't, right?
nomo #22;
[So you're in your barracks, or nearby Nomo #22. Minding your own business, probably. Getting settled in, or taking a nap, or being cranky over these new regulations and your stuff getting thrown out. You can probably hear one of the showers going off, as this newbie tries to cleanse himself of his sins and space dirt and whatever else. All is less than well.]

[Except that the hot water runs out on him very suddenly, and you hear a really loud scream]


Cold, cold, cold, COLD!

[He continues shrieking in an undignified manner, and promptly comes running out, completely naked aside from a towel that is (thankfully) covering up his lower half. He's tracking water everywhere. His eyes are still closed, but somehow he notices you]

[And resumes yelling, going completely red and babbling like a moron]


S-Sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were here! I mean, I knew I was sharing with people, but I didn't think you were here right this second, and--

[He's just going to dive behind the nearest bed, probably shaking out some ice cold water on you in the meantime. Feel free to laugh at him, or try to calm his annoying ass down, or throw him out. Either way, this is seriously embarassing]
observation deck;
[So the nerd's made it over to the observation deck with the monkey on his head. He's pausing to stare out into space (still with his eyes closed), completely enthralled. He's even going as close to the forcefield as he reasonably can - maybe a little too reasonably.]

[You're probably in there with him, too. Maybe that voice is calling to you, and you hear it. Maybe you're wandering off too far. In which case, he'll go after you, because he can't mind his own business]


Wait! I don't think that's a good idea!

[If you're just admiring the view like him, on the other hand, you'll get a kind of dopey grin]

It's beautiful, isn't it?
paparazzi;
[It doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing, unless you're in one of the areas Leo can't reach. But if you aren't, the only warning you get is a click before the flash of a camera is in your face. Were you making a dumb face? Not your best angle? Have duckface? Well, you might want to get this guy to erase it, because he's looking pretty pleased with himself, pauses to snap another one of you for good measure, and then starts on his surroundings.]

[Maybe you want a redo or a selfie or to erase those pictures at all costs? Either way, this guy gives you a polite semi-bow, says:]


Excuse me!

[And continues with his pictures as if he didn't just invade your privacy. What now?]
wildcard;
[Nothing catches your eye? Feel free to make your own prompt or ask me for a new starter!]

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