Organic bent it. Put some new holes in him but they gave the fleshbag a headstart. He used it to do this. [He gestures vaguely backwards.] Fragger was huge. He had a tail. He was missing a lot of parts before he went down, like you could see the parts holding him up. Guck leaking everywhere.
[ Whirl proceeds to continue to disgustingly describe this mess until Rodimus actually puts his hands on it and gets a good grip, in response Whirl makes a garbled noise and glares over his shoulder as best he can. ]
You bet your aft I tried to fly out. And then they shocked me. A lot. Turns out, they have 'precautions for fliers'. [Whirl is not good at air quotes. Whirl still does attempt air quotes.] Guess they had someone make it out the roof before and now it's ruined for the rest of us.
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[ Whirl proceeds to continue to disgustingly describe this mess until Rodimus actually puts his hands on it and gets a good grip, in response Whirl makes a garbled noise and glares over his shoulder as best he can. ]
You bet your aft I tried to fly out. And then they shocked me. A lot. Turns out, they have 'precautions for fliers'. [Whirl is not good at air quotes. Whirl still does attempt air quotes.] Guess they had someone make it out the roof before and now it's ruined for the rest of us.