[There's a very amused snort at that, partially because who is George RR Martin and what is a fantasy novel. So it's her turn to be utterly confused by just about every word in a sentence except-]

I keep telling my friend that he ought to put me into one of his "best-selling famous stories" but he keeps saying "I dunno Hawke, these things take a perfectly crafted narrative to make into a story." Perhaps, I'm just not novel material after all.