"Don't let lack of currency stop you," says the opportunistic billionaire entrepreneur, naturally. "Think about it: good old fashioned barter system? You could collect favors from half the people on this ship. You'd never have to do laundry again if you didn't want to."

Not that Tony thinks Bruce would actually go through with it, but if it were him, he sure as hell would. He's not exactly interested in playing with the replicators, though, even if he has a million and one suggestions for whoever does take on that burden. There are too many other way-too-interesting things in this place. If only he'd known a month ago that a space age food replicator would fall under the umbrella of "boring", along with iPhones and modern art.

"Anyway, I'll be back. Don't go anywhere."

He thinks he's fucking hilarious.