"You were the one who said you were starving," he counters almost in the same breath as Tony, like a really fast ping pong shot. Honestly he doesn't even know if Tony really is hungry or not, or if he's just being a jerk about it for the hell of it, but Bruce can be a jerk right back.

And you do kind of need to eat even in the face of an imminent attack. If Tony has to fight —if, because Bruce is still hoping that won't be the case—, he'll need strength to do so. Unless his plan is to swoon right into the Caducans' arms.

"Pretty sure it's not slave labor if I want to do it." So long as he can have his cake and eat it. Well, shawarma, in this case. "I need a distraction anyway."