You know? I bet you are your family's very favorite diplomat.

[Though, all in all, he didn't seem that offended. There were some things that could offend him, but his age was not one of them. Mostly he was astounded that he wasn't dead yet.]

But hey, maybe I can get you this drink, ah? Unless you are saving that for whatever pretty girl you're dress up for.

[A little heteronormative there, but for someone who lived much of his life under the thumb of homophobic superiors he rarely assumed otherwise.]