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Lady Aurelia Hammerlock ([personal profile] diamondslap) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log 2016-04-15 09:10 pm (UTC)

aurelia / nudity cw

a. unbecoming (naked people are funny)

[normally, aurelia wouldn't be seen dead in even casual wear around strangers, let alone entirely undressed.

she does, however, want to get back onto the ship. things need a-shootin', and aurelia needs an ammo pack. if anyone is gonna keep whatever dignity she doesn't think she lost on elpis while around other naked people, it's going to be aurelia. she daintily folds her clothes up into the bag, puts it in the appropriate spot (though she hasn't parted ways with her diamond choker and diadem. or her pistol, but it's best not to ask where all these went) and crosses her arms over her chest.]


Look at me and I'll punch you in the throat.

[ironically, saying anything would probably get people to look her way. maybe she just wants to punch someone in the throat.]

b. there's no party like a hammerlock party because a hammerlock party involves killing hundreds of living things

[mercifully fully clothed, aurelia is back to doing what she does best: murder.

her diadem flies down one of the corridors at a small group of the prisoners, accompanied by aurelia cheerfully shouting]
Good morning darlings! I'm going to kill you all and take your AI!

[predictably, a few seconds later she's firing her sniper at them, scoring several head and limb shots.

what she hasn't noticed, just yet, is the healing. maybe when the ones that have been frozen thaw out, or the ones with most of their heads blown off get back up...]

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