"Oh, nothing exciting. They made me the ship's interior designer." He was actually a Stealth Operative. "Which would be kinda fun, but, funny thing, I'm colorblind. I hear monochrome is trendy these days, though, so I guess I'll be going with that."

He shrugged out of his shirt and put it in the bag, his wig as well, revealing the beginnings of ginger stubble underneath.

"What about you? If they had the same sense of humor with your on-board job as they did with me, I'm kinda expecting something like 'ship's nun.'"