So I'm guessing a comfort woman isn't just someone who gives really awesome hugs.

[This isn't a term that he's heard or read before, although he can work it out from the context.]

But, hey, it's okay. I'm probably unicorn poison, too. If an army of invading unicorns attacks, we can totally run to the front lines and ward them off. And then people will call us heroes, the saviors of the people from the vicious unicorn invasion.