Come on, no! For everyone. Dude, how long were you even dating him before?

[He is not two. He's at least three, thank you very much.]

Matter of perspective, I think. The others are so weird it's easy to deal with. We're just like them, but just different enough to be creepy. No one is going to suddenly pop out a skeleton baby, but they could have a kid with a mutated DNA strand. We're a possibility.

[It's a little obvious he's put actual thought into this.]

Yeah, thanks.