Jeez, Peter, who exactly are you expecting to date me here? Plus, Zaid is technically still my boyfriend. I can't exactly break up with him while he's kidnapped in another dimension-

[Nope, this is veering back into discussing her relationship woes territory. Abort!]

Oh, of course, definitely not J.

[Honestly, Peter. Even if your response wasn't so telling, both of you are regulars at the café and she isn't blind. Teenagers.]