"I've done waaaayyyyy more embarrassing things in front of complete strangers, let me tell you."

Still, Allison didn't look too comfortable with the proceedings and Nihlus doesn't try pushing for an evil laugh.

"I tried this... human dancing thing with a pole, I think? It's gotten pretty popular with asari anyways and I was drunk off my scaly ass when a small group of them asked me to try it out." They didn't realize who he was, just that he was a cute, stripy and drunk.

"Let me tell you, poles and turians do NOT get along."