... Oh, right. Humans do stuff with their hair. I saw that on TV!

[And, wow, that's about the only place he HAS. Given the humans he knows best are guys with very short hair. He rubs at the back of his neck, before making what he hopes is a vaguely helpful gesture.]

Maybe you could tie it all together! Or something!

Ehh. Just my dance mix. You know -- cool stuff to move to.