I guess that's the good thing about not doing anything. Keeps your options open, right? If you do tell him, then there's no going back from that. Except you're pretty fast so you could probably run away if you wanted to.

[ The fruit wasn't tasting like jalapeño at all to her anymore. More like... papaya? ]

Well, like. What'a loser? I know plenty of seriously successful people who completely suck as human beings. And I bet if you knocked some girl up she wouldn't hide it from you because she was afraid of what you might do to her kid, so you're better than your dad already.