I miscalculated. And I'm here, anyway - look at that. [ tetora gives his hands a shake - look at me, he says with his gestures. ] Looks like I'm your backup.

[ testing people's patience is what tetora has in lieu of a hobby. that's what he'll tell people if asked, anyway - it's a more palatable answer compared to "i routinely test boundaries to see what ticks, because i'm chaotic by nature and annoying people into aggression is how i find order in my life". also: less of a mouthful. gotta give him points for that. ]

So other than big cats and ugly monsters, what else are we on the lookout for?