1) SIDESWIPE SHENANIGANS; OTA Did I just go through here?
[Says the bright red, giant robot jerking to a stop in the middle of the roadway. And yelling across to whoever might be passing by. He looks more harried than usual. And someone took the time to doodle "angry eyebrows" on his face.]
Not like me but... angry me? Freaky optics? Probably drawing really ugly things on the buildings?
2) SHADOW SHENANIGANS; OTA [... it's definitely drawing on buildings. Scrawling things in Cybertronian that are probably dirty words, or slurs, or worse: SIDESWIPE WAS HERE. How it found a spray can in robot size is a mystery. But it's happening.]
[Alternately, maybe you catch sight of a bright red sportscar drag racing innocent drivers. It won't slow down for anything. Not even for a pedestrian.]
[Or a store front. Property damage is also included on the shadow's To Do List. If it's petty crime, the shadow is doing it.]
3) CLOSED FOR LAVELLAN [... for a while, anyway.]
[At some point or another, the shadow will spy an elven figure. One it distinctly hates. A very great deal. One who last spoke angrily to them. Who didn't understand. Refused to understand.]
[The engine revs.]
[No matter where he's standing, there will be a sportscar charging straight for Lavellan. Headlights turned up to blinding.]
Sideswipe | open & closed
Did I just go through here?
[Says the bright red, giant robot jerking to a stop in the middle of the roadway. And yelling across to whoever might be passing by. He looks more harried than usual. And someone took the time to doodle "angry eyebrows" on his face.]
Not like me but... angry me? Freaky optics? Probably drawing really ugly things on the buildings?
2) SHADOW SHENANIGANS; OTA
[... it's definitely drawing on buildings. Scrawling things in Cybertronian that are probably dirty words, or slurs, or worse: SIDESWIPE WAS HERE. How it found a spray can in robot size is a mystery. But it's happening.]
[Alternately, maybe you catch sight of a bright red sportscar drag racing innocent drivers. It won't slow down for anything. Not even for a pedestrian.]
[Or a store front. Property damage is also included on the shadow's To Do List. If it's petty crime, the shadow is doing it.]
3) CLOSED FOR LAVELLAN
[... for a while, anyway.]
[At some point or another, the shadow will spy an elven figure. One it distinctly hates. A very great deal. One who last spoke angrily to them. Who didn't understand. Refused to understand.]
[The engine revs.]
[No matter where he's standing, there will be a sportscar charging straight for Lavellan. Headlights turned up to blinding.]
4) wildcard! Choose your own adventure!