Yeah? Well, we'll work on that. You're my super-honey, and that's what counts, right? [Pepper, he missed you.] I'll work on juicing up the suit. I need to let the reactor reach capacity again, but I've just been too distracted, and, well, frozen. When I do, we can work on training those powers of yours if you decide to stick with them. Or, I can work with Bruce on removing the virus from your DNA. I had a full workshop back home to synthesise the modified virus to recode your DNA, but I don't have those resources here, so we'll have to improvise. Up to you, honey.
[Tony made a hesitant sound, looking uncomfortable. Yeah, that was a subject he didn't want to touch with any length of stick.] HYDRA took over SHIELD and essentially shut it down. That's something. Fury's still being a creep. We hired Hill, one of Fury's, and apparently still one of Fury's. Traitor. Uhh, let's see, we've been running around shutting down HYDRA bases looking for Loki's magic wand. Bruce and I created a monster by accident, and oh, we made some new friends--well, one. She does this mind-control thing and telekinesis. And Beafcake and I destroyed a country. Small one. [He lifts a hand slightly and pinches his fingers together to indicate 'small'. Yeah, he'll just ramble that on and hope his calm tone and all the extra, unneeded details distract her from the terrible things.] Generally unpleasant stuff.
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[Tony made a hesitant sound, looking uncomfortable. Yeah, that was a subject he didn't want to touch with any length of stick.] HYDRA took over SHIELD and essentially shut it down. That's something. Fury's still being a creep. We hired Hill, one of Fury's, and apparently still one of Fury's. Traitor. Uhh, let's see, we've been running around shutting down HYDRA bases looking for Loki's magic wand. Bruce and I created a monster by accident, and oh, we made some new friends--well, one. She does this mind-control thing and telekinesis. And Beafcake and I destroyed a country. Small one. [He lifts a hand slightly and pinches his fingers together to indicate 'small'. Yeah, he'll just ramble that on and hope his calm tone and all the extra, unneeded details distract her from the terrible things.] Generally unpleasant stuff.