Allison slowly slides down the wall to sit with her legs pulled up to her chest, hands cupping her knees.

"I just wanted to get laid," she starts, and what a way to start a story! "But then this weird guy appeared in my room, and the walls cracked open and a bunch of spiky guys riding monsters cut off his head and stole my boyfriend, and then he shoved this mystical bullshit into my head!"

She points dramatically at what looks like a white stone embedded in her forehead. It glows a bit as her voice rises, as if lit by an inner flame.