If she had been Jess, she could be a lot less of a mess actually. Superpowers would have been really handy to have down there, especially that thing Jessica can do where she jumps really far away. Oh, and the one where she can just pick people up with one hand and throw them into the wall.

Actually, all of Jess' abilities would have been highly desirable and Trish is once more feeling... kinda useless, really. Being a regular human sucks.

"Sitting hurts."

Standing hurts too. Everything hurts.

"The whole decoy thing worked a little too well."