WHAT'S THAT?! A TEN MINUTE TIMED SALE?! BUY TWO GET FIVE FREE?? OVER THAT WAY?! WHY...THESE BARGAINS ARE PRACTICALLY CRIMINAL!!
[Darin makes one giant sweeping motion, pointedly away from the free sample stand. And like a flock of meerkats, the crowds are already craning their heads in the same direction.]
BUT WAIT, YOU NEED A TICKET TO BE SERVED?! AND THAT PERSON [Insert the most vague gesture possible] IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE TICKETS?! I BETTER HURRY!!
[Darin takes two very pronounced steps away from Allura, then nods sharply back in the direction of the stalls.]
[You've only got a few minutes before the confusion dissipates! Let's see what you've got!]
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[With that, he clears his throat.]
WHAT'S THAT?! A TEN MINUTE TIMED SALE?! BUY TWO GET FIVE FREE?? OVER THAT WAY?! WHY...THESE BARGAINS ARE PRACTICALLY CRIMINAL!!
[Darin makes one giant sweeping motion, pointedly away from the free sample stand. And like a flock of meerkats, the crowds are already craning their heads in the same direction.]
BUT WAIT, YOU NEED A TICKET TO BE SERVED?! AND THAT PERSON [Insert the most vague gesture possible] IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE TICKETS?! I BETTER HURRY!!
[Darin takes two very pronounced steps away from Allura, then nods sharply back in the direction of the stalls.]
[You've only got a few minutes before the confusion dissipates! Let's see what you've got!]