That's fair. I can do that.

The next time you say 'I'm fine' I'm going to flick droplets of water at you from my glass.

And...yeah, actually. That's a good way of putting it. It's also one of the reasons I can't get good and proper drunk. My body metabolizes the alcohol faster than I can consume it. Unless I'm just drinking right from the tap.

[This also calls into question his lifespan.]