[Dorian does like to try for unpredictable, especially if it guarantees him an honest laugh like that.]

My logic is often infallible.

[Or rather, he's a pragmatic man who often finds himself being the voice of reason...most times.]

Oh is that all, because you hardly have to stand watch. [And now that Dorian can feel the pull of his magic he takes up his staff and starts casting spells around the parameter of his pool and his company.] These are fire glyphs...if anything triggers those little traps, they will burn. Pro tip, don't step on them.