Aah--! [ Sudden onslaught of boobs! Sam grabs her firmly by the shoulders and turns her around to face the other way. This way he can just look at her back instead of her whole... front business... ]

Sorry, I can't just do that. How about... my room isn't that far from here, I can give you the blanket off my bed. That's soft.

[ Sam, are you inviting a naked girl to your room???? What would your mother say!?!?!? ]