Oh no. I'd just wake up sneezing. Have you ever woken up sneezing? It's horrible. But definitely wakes you up. Honestly, it's probably hilarious to watch from the sidelines.

[She's resumed rocking back and forth on the chair. She's starting to feel a bit more present in the room as she comes down from the shock of it all.]

Though my purportedly beautiful eyes apprecate your concern.