[Fortunately Dorian is far to precious to be a lesser man and so he'll live to fight, flirt, and make people generally uncomfortable for another day. Yay!]

Well, I've always a need for something, dear Adam. So if you've ever got that not needed feeling, you can find me! [How serious is he on that specific point? The world may never know, but you are welcome to help Dorian keep his feet on the floor, not that they aren't, but he's certain the luxuries provided to them will go to his head at some point.]

Hmm...well I think our friend might have fled the area, but I'm very picky about what I wear and so they laid out several things for me. [Dorian isn't joking either, of course the world might just wish he were, but he practically had a wardrobe brought before him. He's good wit this whole dictation thing.] You're not much taller than I am, you're welcome to pick through anything they've brought me if you'd like. Or I can go hunt our friend down.

[Your choice.]