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thisavrou_log2017-03-10 11:46 pm
brokencode) wrote in thisavrou_log2017-03-10 11:46 pm
Vault House Mingle Log
Who: The Borderlands Cast of Region Three's Vault House (+Guests, but do these fucks really have friends?
When: All March Long/Until we make another one
Where: The Vault House
What: Shenanigans
Warnings: M for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Strong Language
Catchall for any and all bullshittery that may crop up behind closed (or not so closed) doors.
When: All March Long/Until we make another one
Where: The Vault House
What: Shenanigans
Warnings: M for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Strong Language
Catchall for any and all bullshittery that may crop up behind closed (or not so closed) doors.
this asshole
[It's been a strange few weeks, but overall the Vault Crew seems to be settling in to their new situation. The treehouse is a little roomier than the Crimson Raiders base in Sanctuary, and as such there's more room for personalization.
Brilliant fits of inspiration tend to be things that happen to other people, but even Krieg isn't entirely immune to having an idea once in a while. Whether or not this particular one is "brilliant" is hard to say, but it will probably be appreciated by the intended recipient regardless.
Probably.
Krieg has scrounged up a sizeable scrap of heavy cardboard. The edges are pretty rough and it has creases in a couple places, but it's relatively stain-free and the perfect size to hang on someone's bedroom door.
Krieg has also managed to locate a fat black marker.
With these two items, he's seated himself on the floor in the Vault House common area. As far as art projects go, this one isn't particularly complicated or involved, and will only take about five minutes start to finish, tops, but a lot can happen in five minutes' time, so here we are.
Anyone who wants to peek at his work will see him carefully inscribing the words "INVISIBL ASSHOLE" on the cardboard.
Feel free to comment on his spelling or apparent inability to write in lowercase letters or what have you. This is a heartfelt gift for his buddy Zer0, though, so try not to be too mean. :')]
THIS INVISIBL ASSHOLE
The idea of Krieg sitting still for any amount of time is all but unheard of. The fact that he's also not screaming about poop trains or nipple sweaters or whatever is equally unusual, so this whole situation immediately gets Zer0's attention. After dropping whatever equipment he'd brought in with him off by the door, he crosses the room towards Krieg and his fancy art project. Upon noticing that said art project did not seem to consist of meat, Zer0 was even more puzzled, and by the time he reaches Krieg he's got one of his holographic question marks hovering in front of his faceplate.]
Busy?
wow, what an asshole!
Not anymoooooore!
[He caps the marker, spins his masterpiece so that the text is facing Zer0, and picks it up to
shove in his faceshow him. He's the spitting image of a proud little kid showing off his artwork to his parent. Or he would be, if the proud little kid were like, six and a half feet tall and made of muscles and rage.]It's a warning label!
assholes assholes everywhere
And this sign is kind of the best thing ever. He chuckles, flashing Krieg a ":D" and clapping his hands together. NICE A+ very approval, the Invisibl Assholes signs were like the second best part of Pandora. The first best part was blowing up people's heads, but they can't really do that here.]
Oh, this is perfect. / What are you doing with it? / Hanging it somewhere?
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It's for the assassin's door!
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It is only fair, / Giving people a warning. / This is excellent.
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[Zer0's excitement for Krieg's gift is hugely gratifying. Doing something right and making a friend happy is a huge thing for this guy.]
Couldn't find any guts for glue, but the duct tape should work!
[...Actually it'll work better than guts for glue...maybe someone should mention that to Krieg at some point...]
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Let's never use guts. / I doubt Angel would approve, / And it might scare Rhys.
[They're living with people who aren't completely creepy or weird, maybe they should try not to creep them out. Maybe.]
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[Seriously, Krieg's never met a twitchier human being in his life. That he can remember, anyway. It's the line about Angel disapproving that actually dissuades him from his brilliant gut glue plan, however.]
Pff! Fine, not guts.
[And with that final declaration, he lurches to his feet. Time to find the tape!]
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Beanpole. He's not that skinny, is he?
[Or maybe he is and Zer0 just hasn't noticed since he's basically a twig himself. WHO KNOWS.]
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[Yes, Zer0, he is that skinny. Or at least he looks that way to Krieg.
That aside, the current mission to find duct tape is more important than talking smack about Rhys...for the time being, anyway. Krieg's first stop to look for the all-important adhesive is the little workshop Gaige has begun setting up for herself.
Clearly there's nothing wrong with poking through the things she's left laying out, right? Right.]
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See Zer0's going to look in places that make more sense, like kitchen drawers and shit.]
Careful with that stuff. / There's a good chance that her things / Probably explode.
[This is Gaige we're talking about]